New Category: Posts in Progress That Will Probably Never be Posted

Current number of posts saved in "Draft" form: 3.

Possible contributing factors to lack of posts [ in no particular order ]:

1. Laziness

2. Procrastination

3. Loathing of Technology

4. Medication Levels Mood, Quells Sarcasm / Wryness

5. Crippling Self-Doubt

6. Stopped Drinking Before 4:00PM

7. Got a Life

8. New Blog Taking Too Much Time: "Best Salmon Patties Ever"

9. Took Up Sleeping

We will return to posting as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.