The Driver Kisses Girl, Likes It

Writing from his home in the Blogosphere, located on the World Wide Web, The Driver announced today that he not only kissed a girl, but also found the experience to be enjoyable.

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it," said The Driver, 40.

The Driver went on to repeat the statement several times in succession, singing the words in the form of a catchy melody, or "hook." Later, the words were replaced with humming and / or whistling.

The "girl" cited is most likely Mrs. Driver, whom The Driver first kissed in 2001, and whom he subsequently married on this day in 2004.

In an unrelated story, Katy Perry's "I Kissed a Girl" is currently ranked #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. The controversial pop song is in heavy radio rotation, and can also be heard playing in an endless loop inside The Driver's brain.