2. The Driver is frequently shirtless.
3. When The Driver's career dictates, he has been known to remove the passenger seat to make room for more pizzas. This gives The Driver a significant competitive advantage in pizza delivery capacity -- and an almost unfair advantage with the ladies. As long as they don't mind riding in the back seat. And if they don't, then The Driver didn't want them, anyway.
4. The Driver sports a healthy tan. This is achieved by lying on the roof of his parents' house with a portable cassette player.
5. The Driver is occasionally mistaken for a member of a race other than Caucasian.
6. The Driver rolls with the window down. This maximizes sun exposure, and helps to compensate for the fact that the air-conditioning in the '72 Pinto is inoperable (See #2).
7. Despite the fact that neither the heat nor the air-conditioning in the '72 Pinto is operable, the '72 Pinto boasts a custom paint job (Porsche, "Guard's Red"), chrome wheels and raised white letter tires. This means the '72 Pinto and The Driver look really, really sweeeet (See #1 and #2).
Photos of The Driver and the '72 Pinto will be posted sooner or later. Because you're not ready.
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